Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Married Men are like Dogs Chasing Cars...

If they caught the car, what would they DO with it? They dream BIG about running with something so fast and powerful. So what if that car slows down enough for your fat, overfed ass to make contact?

You'll play coy, pretend you are up for the game. You'll try to get your bluff in until the car turns and starts chasing YOU.

Then you will run like the diseased mongrel you are, back to your bitch and pups and beg forgiveness for chasing after something you know you could never really OWN.

And I'll have the top down, rollin' away the miles. I think I'll just RUN OVER the next dog that tries to chase me.

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